Books. Boats. Travel. A little attitude. Because ordinary was never the plan...

A little mischief for readers who know that books can cause trouble—and make life better. This tee features an ornate open-book illustration surrounded by rich purple, gold, and deep blue details, with the playful message, “I got 99 problems but a book ain’t one!” It suits bookstore browsers, library regulars, book-club friends, and anyone who would rather get lost in a story than explain themselves. Wear it on reading dates, literary festivals, library visits, or your next cozy afternoon with a paperback and a cup of tea. The classic crew-neck fit keeps it relaxed and easy to style, while the smooth cotton fabric gives the artwork a clean foundation. Printed with DTG and DTF techniques for crisp, detailed results.
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Product features
- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for comfortable everyday wear
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and supports a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label improve comfort and durability
- DTG and DTF printing provide crisp, detailed artwork and lettering
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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