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“I Have Real Problems, Preferential Ones” Book Lover Hoodie
A cozy statement hoodie for readers who know that fictional problems can feel wonderfully real. The front features an ornate open book with rich purple and gold details, while the back pairs the design with the witty message, “I have real problems. I prefer fictional ones.” Its oversized shape and heavyweight cotton blend create a relaxed layer for library days, bookshop wandering, reading marathons, and quiet evenings lost in another world. The double-layer hood, stretch ribbed cuffs, and durable double-needle stitching make it comfortable and dependable, whether you’re curled up with a favorite novel or heading out for your next literary escape.
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Product features
- Double-layer hood without drawstrings for added comfort and warmth
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure, flexible fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout for lasting durability
- Heavyweight 80% cotton and 20% polyester fabric
- Oversized fit with a tear-away label for relaxed comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Hood without drawstring
Double layer hood without drawstrings provides extra comfort and warmth
1x1 Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Allows the cuffs and waistband to stretch as the garment is put on, afterwards, they go back to their original size, leaving them well-fitted
Double needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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